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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are the best Jewish jokes?

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

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Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

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Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Iure eveniet quod quae esse explicabo autem corrupti.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why don't we hear our own snoring?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Will AI allow companies to upskill their call center agents, as Ikea did with its interior design training?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

No go.

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